People who upload 55969 photos in one album. Edit that shit down bitch! We don’t need 10 photos of almost the exact same thing. WTF is this a flick book?People who say they’re attending too many events. Shut up! There is no way you’re attending that many gigs/clubs. Even if you are a socialite. Crappy fuckin mobile uploads. Say it with me 'MORE PIXELS' Do I need a crappy photo of you in the dark looking like a deleted scene from The Blair Witch Project? Anyone who becomes a fan of stupid shit like: smiling - I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last text - I hate low battery - Sitting in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed - YES THESE ARE REAL FACEBOOK PAGES. Pouting in photos. Tagging object and food as people. Like we went out for a meal I took a photo of each person’s empty plate then tagged the plate as the person - DIE YOU MOOK! Use of the terms LOL, Random, Totes and Casually Anyone who tags their friends as Chartoon characters like Disney, Simpsons, Family Guy or Mr . Men. The Crazy one, the funny one, thet stoner etc. Hot friends of friends who I wanna face stalk - but their profile is on lock down. Girl whasup with that?