Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Things that piss me off on Facebook

People who upload 55969 photos in one album. Edit that shit down bitch! We don’t need 10 photos of almost the exact same thing. WTF is this a flick book?
People who say they’re attending too many events. Shut up! There is no way you’re attending that many gigs/clubs. Even if you are a socialite. Crappy fuckin mobile uploads. Say it with me 'MORE PIXELS' Do I need a crappy photo of you in the dark looking like a deleted scene from The Blair Witch Project? Anyone who becomes a fan of stupid shit like: smiling - I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last text - I hate low battery - Sitting in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed - YES THESE ARE REAL FACEBOOK PAGES. Pouting in photos. Tagging object and food as people. Like we went out for a meal I took a photo of each person’s empty plate then tagged the plate as the person - DIE YOU MOOK! Use of the terms LOL, Random, Totes and Casually Anyone who tags their friends as Chartoon characters like Disney, Simpsons, Family Guy or Mr . Men. The Crazy one, the funny one, thet stoner etc. Hot friends of friends who I wanna face stalk - but their profile is on lock down. Girl whasup with that?

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