Sunday, July 31, 2011


Recently I've been posting alot of music on here and on my Facebook.
I've decided to make some mixes for my blog. I'm going to buy a Soundcloud account.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Saturday, July 23, 2011

The 11 Most Depressing Storylines in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

1. Will has no father and a mother who only sees him once a year despite being related to a wealthy, Bel-Air family.

2. Hilary's fiance dies when proposing to her.

3. Despite all his charisma, Will has one friend: a possibly-handicapped vagrant with a medical problem in which is he is unable let sunlight into his eyes.

4. Carlton spends his entire life dreaming of going to Princeton, only to attend a local, state university.

5. Will dominates the high school basketball world, draining shots from half-court and attracting scouts from all over the nation, only to attend the same college as Carlton. His basketball aspirations long gone, he is forced to bus tables at the student center.

6. Nicky suffers from a pituitary gland disorder, prompting him to grow uncontrollably.

7. Uncle Phil employs a servant.

8. Uncle Phil's servant regularly emasculates him in front of his family.

9. Will gets shot, realizes his own mortality, prompting him to rush into marriage. When he finally second guesses it, his estranged mother marries his fiance's father, ruining any glimmer of hope for his relationship.

10. Despite being a successful television personality, Hilary has emotional dependency issues that result in her being unable to move out of her parent's home.

11. Uncle Phil has a heart attack, yet his family continues to make fat jokes at his expense.

Thursday, July 21, 2011


“I have this memory from childhood; it was probably one of my first gay feelings. We were driving by the West Village past this blond guy who had a leather jacket on. I remember turning around and looking out from the back of the car and seeing him disappear, and I was like, ‘Wow, this guy is so cool. I have to be in the City. I really want to be here.’ I was probably six years old or something.”

And I thought that Teeth party was bad...

Tyler allegedly bludgeoned his parents to death with a hammer. During the party, their corpses were locked up in the master bedroom.



Emma does Am App

Fussin' and fightin', we back at it again

In My arms In my mind all the time


Wednesday, July 20, 2011


 I made a promise to blog about Teeth a year ago. They've currently blowing up and probably don't need my exposure but I found these photos on my hard drive and thought I'd share them and keep my promise at the same time.

So the story is...
I drunkenly met Simon at a house party about a year ago. The house party was nice and dirty and went on til the morning. About 6am as that began to wind down I got invited back to where Simon was living. He was squating in some epic dilapidated town house. A bunch of dudes and one girl went downstairs to have an orgy. I didnt want to 'participate' I waited around and watched for a few minutes. Then just wandered round their house the whole night drinking and taking photos. Thing came to a close/head around 9am. I  vividly remember a girl fell into a K hole. We decided to bring her to bed. As we carried her she was incomprehensible shouting random stuff like 'aggghhhhh ohhhaaaaaaaaa gaaaaaaaaa' but at one point in amongst the screams she shouted 'LOL'. I was laughing so hard I almost dropped the chick down the stairs.
I thought I deleted the photos but I found them buried in a folder entitled 'TEEEEEEETH PARTY'

The Party

The After Party